PLATYPUS!
Okay. Platypi are really cool. I don’t care what you think. They are the only mammals that lay eggs. I think it’d be cool if humans laid eggscause then chicks wouldn’t have to worry about being pregnant and crap. I mean come on, who wants to walk around for nine months and double in size just to go through, so I’ve heard, one of the most painful experiences of female life. Ew. I mean sure it’s all cute like “Oh you’re pregnant, babies, whee! Feel the heartbeat.” I don’t want to feel your stomach okay? I want to pet a platypus.
Platypi, in my opinion, kinda look like a cross between beavers and ducks. They have the coat and flappy tail thing that beavers have and they have webbed feet and duck bills like ducks. And they lay eggs, which is really cool. Seriously though, I would love to be able to walk into Wal*Mart and just see Mommas walking around with a stroller full of eggs. And there would be egg warmers and egg sitters and the whole egg thing you do senior year would actually be meaningful! I also just kind of think eggs are cool. And watching stuff be born out of eggs is cool. Like chicks. Baby chicks are cute. I had a baby chick once at my Mom’s friend’s house. I named it Ferdinand. he died though, cause his feet got frozen in the ice and he couldn’t go inside. He was cute though.
But, back to platypi. They swim, look like duck beavers, lay eggs and are still mammals. So the best animal ever. But platypi have never really gotten enough credit in my opinion, until this Disney show I saw, Phineas and Ferb. they have a pet platypus. His name is Perry. They don’t know it, but he’s a secret agent. Which makes him even better. Okay. I’ve gone on for a while. but yeah, Decap, Platypi are sick.
And about the pugs, don’t say that to Mrs. Jonessss.
Perry was from a Disney Channel show?
Haha. Niiiice.
Platypi aren’t sick. They’re ill.
And way to have so many links or whatever.
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I agree with you wholly, platypi are quite groovy.
Holy hyperlinks Batman.
You continue to amaze me Melbutt. The platypus is quite the magnificent animal. Puggs on the other hand are not magnificent, they are about as magnificent as mass genocide.
The last sentence in my first comment needs a correction. it should say ” Puggs on the other hand are about as magnificent as mass genocide.
I’m sad that you let Ferdinand die in the ice. How did he stand in the water long enough for it to freeze over his feet and why didn’t you rescue him?
This has nothing to do with your post:
The background that you chose, the top of it with the blue and the green and little black things? Are they bugs? They look like little fruit flies, and I’m a little grossed out. I bet they’re not bugs but they do look like it. I just thought I’d point that out to you.
omg they do kind of look like fruit flies